*Ranked by Stan. Verified by Stan. Audited independently by Stan
That's it. That's the whole credential section
Other coaches will show you diplomas, certifications, and a sports science degree from a university you've heard of. Stan finds this behaviour deeply insecure.
It's a thousand dollars. He teaches you to do a thousand push-ups. One dollar, one push-up. Stan considers this the most elegant pricing structure in the fitness industry and will not be taking questions about it.
Some have asked what happens if they only want to learn 500 push-ups. The answer is that it's still a thousand dollars, because Stan doesn't do half measures, and because that's not how the pricing works.
Yes, that means push-up number 847 costs exactly as much as push-up number one. This is the cost of excellence.
Twelve months. Three phases. Absolutely no science was consulted
However many you can. Stan watches, says "hmm", and writes something down. You will never see what he wrote.
Every day, for months, in sets spread across the day. This is somehow both the entire method and worth a thousand dollars. Stan texts you at 07:12 asking if they're done.
Twenty sets of fifty, morning to night. Stan is on the phone the whole day saying things like "you're fine" and "that's only rep 600". At some point you will cry. He will not acknowledge it.
There is no guarantee
No money back. No 30-day trial. No "if you're not completely satisfied". You have paid a thousand dollars to a man with no qualifications to watch you do push-ups for a year, and on some level you knew that when you clicked the button.
The good news is that it works. The bad news is that asking for your money back is, in Stan's words, "a conversation we can have in person".
Yes. The ranking was compiled by an independent panel consisting of Stan.
Then you have spent a thousand dollars and you still can't do a thousand push-ups. Stan will remain the #1 push-up coach in the world regardless.
You can pay $1 per push-up as you go, which is the same thing, but Stan finds this insulting.
A floor. Stan is very clear that the floor is not included in the $1,000.
No reason. Lovely day at the range. Nothing to do with refunds.
The thousand push-ups are real. The rest is between you and Stan.
You could be a year older and out a thousand dollars, but able to do a thousand push-ups